THE HOMELAX PURITY TEST

Are YOU a Homelax? Take this test and find out. A Homelax is a very carefree type of person, that feels almost no humiliation. Alex is a Homelax. At least the closest a lot of people will get. A type of person who lives for comfort, and not to meet the sanitary conditions of his/her peers. Common sense not being a Homelax's strong point, but not really caring, this is your ideal type of homeless guy. The higher you score, the more like Alex you are. Good luck!

-Alex "Homelax" Lee

BAND

1)Does your band teacher compare your playing to a dying animal?

2)Have you ever formed your own country with the brass section of the band?

3)And then called this country the Dominion of Brass?

4)Do you practice less than 10 minutes a month for band?

5)When you play at concerts, are you sight reading the music?

How many boxes did you check:
/5

OTHER

1)Have you ever memorized the first 100 digits of PI (3.1415926535 etc..)?

2)Have you ever jumped up in the middle of a heated debate and exclaimed "Hey, I've got boobs!"?

3)Have you ever piggybacked some one during school and then rammed into other people doing the same thing, and then called this the "Battle of Bull Run"?

4)Done this twice?

5)Had an entire coherent phone conversation in a sleepy stupor and have absolutely no recollection of it the next day?

How many boxes did you check:
/5

SCHOOL

1)Have you ever done your homework at a dance?

2)Have you ever switched groups the night before a project was due and got an "A"?

3)Have you ever gone to the bathroom to do your homework?

4)And then got caught by someone looking over the stall?

How many boxes did you check:
/4

FASHION

1)Have you ever worn the same clothes for 6 days in a row?

2)Done this twice?

3)Consecutively?

4)Do your friends associate your clothes with that of a homeless person?

How many boxes did you check:
/4

MUSIC

1)Do you play "Heart & Soul" every time you see a piano?

2)So many times that people threaten to punch you?

3)So many times that people threaten to kill you?

How many boxes did you check:
/3

FRIENDS

1) Do you have a group of friends that adopted the name "Freaks of Nature"?

2) Are you in it?

3) Do you have a friend that is considered "Abnormally Normal"?

4) Do you ever talk during your sleep, and talk about killing the person next to you?

5) Have you done this twice?

How many boxes did you check:
/5

DANCES

1) Have you ever gotten 72 rejections at a dance party?

2) 42 at the next dance?

3) Done the entire routine twice?

4) Have you ever tangoed with a guy?

5) Have you ever had a friend meditate during a dance and stick numberous objects into his mouth?

6) Done this twice?

7) Have you ever been dragged to slow dance only to be rejected?

8) Done this 228 times?

How many boxes did you check:
/8

Now, add up all of the boxes that you have checked. Then use the chart below to see exactly how Homelatic you are!

BOXES CHECKED:

0-5: You're a little TOO normal.
6-10: Ok, you're an average Joe.
11-15: You're a little wierd, but still basically a normal person.
16-20: You're still on the normal side, but sometimes could be considered a little wierd.
20-25:Watch out, you're getting very close to being a Homelax, but there's still enough "normality" inside to save you.
26-30: Sorry, you're just a little TOO wierd.
30-Above:Congratulations, you're a full fledged Homelax!

I would like to thank Brian Suk, and Alex (the original "Homelax") Lee

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